Whoiswho and Imlosingtrack

He doesn't know which is which.

so you want him to guess?

yeah.

and then no matter what he says, you want to pretend he's wrong?

or if he really is wrong, it won't be pretending.

i guess.

i spoke to him on the phone.

should we disguise our voices?

no. just don't say anything.

and then who will pay? should we let him?

no. you'll pay.

ok. but what if he gets something really expensive?

you'll still pay.

what. do you want me to say, oh hey, just a sec while i go home and make a transfer online?

no. just pay with a credit card.

oh.

what do we ask him?

the weirder the better. like if he could do anything with a belt besides wear it, what would he do.

ok.

let's go.

ok.